i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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