She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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