i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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