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Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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