We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
my liver is dry heaving
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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