I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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