absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
