I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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