Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Moan for me like Helen Keller
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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