just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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