Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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