i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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