David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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