Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
