"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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