How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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