I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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