Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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