kristin has been a bad kristin
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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