It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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