Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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