Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize