I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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