I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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