tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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