I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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