Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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