I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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