if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Randomize
