Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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