East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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