love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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