who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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