She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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