ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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