Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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