Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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