awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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