So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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