office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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