Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Randomize
