I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize