question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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