Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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