So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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