Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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