I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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