You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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