Christians are straight up FREAKS
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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