wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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