Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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