The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I smell stomach acid.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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