whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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