I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Randomize
