Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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