Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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