Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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